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Eight Shitty Sonnets in the Shakespearean Mode on the Architectural, Climatological, and Cultural Vernacular of Calgary, Alberta Five Obnoxious Odes in the Horatian Style on the Architectural, Climatological, and Cultural Vernacular of Calgary, Alberta Twenty-Eight Horrible Haiku on the Architectural, Climatological, and Cultural Vernacular of Calgary, Alberta Two Strange Sestinas on the Architectural, Climatological, and Cultural Vernacular of Calgary, Alberta

Nathan Coles
Nathan Coles was born and raised in Calgary, Alberta, but don't hold that against him. A precocious child, he attended the College of Humanities at Carleton University in Ottawa; this was the best time in his life and all else has been entropic decay. He then became a lawyer, working himself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Realizing that despite selling out his happiness for wealth he would receive neither, he ran screaming from the legal profession and now spends his time in public libraries and schools making sure the next generation is better read than you are. His hobbies include witnessing the inevitable collapse of civilization.